Grateful i did not celebrate my birthday in the same fashion as north korea's dear leader.

Grateful the Metro was running on time.

Grateful that I did not freak out on the asshole at the card game last night.

Grateful that i enjoy kissing.

Grateful my newly transexualized hairdresser knows what she is doing.

Grateful for my morning Coffee and Politics fix.

Grateful that the Cleaning Lady is coming on Saturday.

Grateful that I'll never be shoved out of a Sheryl Crow concert again...as I was in 1998.

Grateful that Congresswoman Sanchez sends me Racy Cards.

Grateful for my relationship with Ali.

Grateful to Commemorate 9/11.

Grateful to Snooze at Work.