Grateful that I did not freak out on the asshole at the card game last night.

Grateful that i enjoy kissing.

Grateful my newly transexualized hairdresser knows what she is doing.

Grateful for my morning Coffee and Politics fix.

Grateful that the Cleaning Lady is coming on Saturday.

Grateful that I'll never be shoved out of a Sheryl Crow concert again...as I was in 1998.

Grateful that Congresswoman Sanchez sends me Racy Cards.

Grateful for my relationship with Ali.

Grateful to Commemorate 9/11.

Grateful to Snooze at Work.

Grateful that I can use the stove to light my cigarette when I can't find a lighter.

Grateful my Teats don't produce Milk.

Grateful for Strange Pussies.

Grateful my Trapeze Instructor was Hot.

Grateful to be a Swinger.

Grateful for my Nose.